Day 5 - Hot summer = squirt guns

Our family went from epic Nerf gun wars to a room to room squirt gun fight. It all began with my wife bringing home 3 squirt guns from the grocery store. It was not long before the war broke out. There were no survives. I did not even survive. I actually wrote this on day 4 and fudged the dates to make it look like it is today. ... Or tomorrow. ... Or. I am confused.